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Aug 20
I want a ferret so badly. I would name him Jeffery (after Jeffery McDaniel, my favorite poet). They’re like kittens forever, who would not want one?

I want a ferret so badly. I would name him Jeffery (after Jeffery McDaniel, my favorite poet). They’re like kittens forever, who would not want one?

(via nympherret)